Also known as the mis Adventures of Snooky the Fairy Dragon the first in a trilogy! Crackfic but the kind with effort put into it, not a sloppy oneshot that reads like the author was high. What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters on an adventure beyond imagination.
Really, you want to read this. Very badly. There's something for everyone: original characters and borrowed ones, cats as well as dogs, gay relationships as well as straight ones, battles in space and battles in the courtroom, country music as well as pop and dubstep, and of course your charming and wonderful authors. This work by AandMProductions' Scatteredplot Press is the first in a set of three in the works since , and has its own glossary, character chart, map, and playlist.
Stay tuned for these add ons, and enjoy the show! Oh, and fyi, we swear kind of a lot in this. So if that bothers you, send us a message or comment and we'll see about putting out a censored version if there's interest. He meets a boy named Darren and the rest is history. Warnings - Mentions of bullying, possible self-harm not sure yet , possible mentions of homophobia, Cory Monteith will be a reoccurring character.
The sweat had plastered my nutsack to my right leg and when I got sliced in half, I lost 'em. The only thing I got left, on account of it's the left side of my body that survived, is my human heart. And now you know, Bug. I ain't got no balls, but I'm all heart.
So you see, Bug, the problem is that to be a good commander, you gotta be okay with death. You can't be afraid to take a few casualties. But now, the thought of losing you or Taz or even that candy-ass Krayonder, it's just too much to take. I mean I used to be able to look at ten marines getting slaughtered and chopped to bits by angry robots and I wouldn't even blink an eye when the guts splattered on my face, but now I can't even make it through the "Sir, I wanna buy these shoes" Christmas song without crying.
And I know it's a cheesy song, Bug, I know! But the mama's gonna die in it! And she's gonna meet Jesus and even have new goddamn shoes! Bug : My name's Bug. February : [gasp] Like a bug? Bug : Um Up : Jeez Bug, you just stared down a gigantic spider and in my book that makes you a tough son of a bitch. Bug : Thank you, sir, I am a tough bitch. Bug : I mean, you get to live out your dream everyday with the Over-Queen! Now it's time for me to live mine! About Privacy Policy.
Visit Blog. Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience. Eghkj it made me uncomfortable seeing so many people being so open about disliking Joey's beard so I guess the fact that I won't be seeing any of that now is a good thing that came out of him shaving it. My guy what does that even m e a n". They're turning this song somebodys gotta do it into a love song? Didn't he meet this guy like five minutes ago? Joey, look at me when you cry! You are fatty!
The Old Snatch: "Tiffany, doll, I love ya, but you are the dumbest fuckin' person I've ever met in my entire life. Joey: I've had a pretty fucking crazy day. But now I see that Sally and Miss Cooter, well, they're the girls for us. But you knew that since yesterday morning! Miss Cooter: "I'm all aflutter in the gutter, if you know what I mean.
Joey: Look at me, it's like
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